The Globalists Are A Coercive Con

Ah, government propaganda—a marvel of modern communication that somehow manages to blend the best elements of mind control and voluntary self-delusion. Dr. Dave Janda, our intrepid critic of the system, might argue that this subtle art form is the reason we all follow along like enthusiastic sheep, bleating in unison about the latest “urgent” issues. After all, who wouldn’t want to eagerly swallow a diet of pre-packaged opinions and ready-made outrage? The hive mind mentality, after all, ensures that critical thinking is as obsolete as dial-up internet.

But let’s not forget the true genius of this system: the ability to turn every citizen into a walking echo chamber. If we’re all busy regurgitating the same recycled rhetoric, we’ll never have to worry about pesky things like individual thought or nuanced debate. Thanks to this collective brainwave, our capacity for independent reasoning is as rare as a unicorn sighting. Dr. Janda would no doubt suggest that this phenomenon is the reason why we’re all so blissfully content, living in a world where our greatest intellectual challenge is choosing between the latest two-minute sound bites.