Something to Queef (How about Alex Jones)

The water's drugged. The food is bugged.
I can't drink. I can't eat a bite.
They say I'm sick. It's malnutrition!
I can't let a fart
but they keep scaring the same
junk from the fast food joint,
beer from the tap by the pint,
eggs from the factory hens!
Maybe they'll smell, their own body odor.

Let's give 'em something to queef about!
—something to queef—
or pray that maybe they'll shit it out.
—something to queef—
Let's give 'em something to queef about!
How about Alex Jones‽

From Waco, Texas to 9/11,
unique perspectives all elsewhere censored TV,
besides the rumors, here are the wonders,
more voices speaking from undercover!
Ex- Special Forces say,
much as ex-CIA said the same.
Ex-NSA had to flee!
While they delete it, let's keep repeating it, Babe!

Let's give 'em something to queef about!
or pray that maybe they'll shit it out.
Let's give 'em something to queef about!
How about Alex Jones‽

Ooh, just a little queef, Babe!
Oh, takin' a little dumb won't hurt!
Give something to queef about....

queef series
Katy Perry spoof
https://rumble.com/v586wlh-i-sucked-a-queef-and-i-liked-it.html
Shel Silverstein spoof
https://rumble.com/v58wppw-i-sucked-a-queef-and-i-liked-it.html