Did Orgonite Gifting Cause the Biggest Tech Outage in History?

An orgonite gifter's take on the CrowdStrike outage and its effect on the airlines. We present our hypothesis of two types of air travel, and the human race's unwitting participation in an alien mode of transportation masked in a hologram.

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