Drain The Swamp Of Wishful Thinking

Once upon a time, in a parallel universe so close I can smell it, there lived a very, very spoiled boy named Ronald McDump. He inherited a billionaire’s kingdom and spent his life sampling teenage girls in underwear. He and his buddies, Jeffy Sexstein, Wesley Sexner, and Kill Hates, worked out a plan where they got girls to take off most of their clothes and parade before the judges, hoping to be picked. They were the judges. They got to sniff and touch the girls. They even got the girls to squeeze them with their gaskets until their spark plugs fired. Thousands of them. It was a great scam.