Russell Brand, when will you notice me? Gary Waterman Ignored

All his life, Gary wanted to be like Russel but pleas and threats don't work: Russel doesn't know that Gary exists.

Gary Waterman wants nothing more than to be like his hero, Russell Brand, but Brand, the bearded shaman turned born-again-Christian influencer, seems utterly oblivious to Gary's existence. When pleas turn to threats, it's evident that Gary's strategy is going completely unnoticed.

But that won’t stop Gary from sending his idol the love (or the threats). Unfortunately, the numbers are against him. Even if Gary gets all of his fans to spam Russell’s YouTube comments with suggestions that Brand should interview Waterman, the kind of reach Gary can muster is a metaphorical drop in the ocean compared to Brand’s audience.

Nevertheless, Gary keeps trying. As he always likes to remind us - he’s on a mission from Jesus, and he has absolutely no intent to stop.