Mister law man

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Mister Law Man

Mister law man said boy you were going way to fast, I said to him, That’s the pot calling a kettle black.
Mister law man you was making all that noise flashing lights right on my tail.
I was thinking you were crazy and trying to get out of your way.
Mister law man you had me more nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
Boy, it’s hotter than blue blazes out here. What can I do you for?
Mister law man said to me are you on drugs? Have you been drinking? Is that why you were speeding?
I said to him, You’re talking with your tongue out of your shoe, aren’t you, mister law man and by the way your breath stinks to high heaven!
Why I told him, I couldn't’ jump over a nickel to save a dime, but I will buy you some tic tacs if you think it will help.
Mister law man said get out of the truck boy and I replied, You ain’t got no home trainin.
I'm on my way to my ladys shack jack. She makes me happier than a tornado in a trailer park!
She’s so pretty she could make a hound dog smile.
Her shack is straight as a crow flies just cross that bean field don’t go getting’ your knickers in a knot.
Well he pulled out a gun and I shouted that ain't no fun.
Then I mashed on the gas, thinkin why He’s nuttier than a squirrel turd a little more wacky than a koo koo bird as I left him in a cloud of dust.
Yee haw ! We're fixin' to high tail it over yonder were the law man can't go. Kicked in the four wheel drive, headin for the mountain side HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS clyde. Well he tried to follow till he hit that ditch.
I was uh slingin him mud as I climbed that hill jsut gotta love a truck with four wheel. yeeee haaaaw !
mister law man was not happy givin the one finger solute and uh shouting Y'all come back now ya here.
Not me mister law man I'm uh bout to git er done. This ol redneck knows when to run. I'm outa here, my ladys waiting and She's hotter than a two dollar pistol. I'm gone.

yow baby she's a keeper.