Free Money Chases My Blues Away

The Biden regime's had it a little rough recently. We thought we'd help them with a little song where they can tout all the great things they've done. Here's our parody of "Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks.

Lyrics:

Look at all of my loot, Me and China’s in kahoots

Told Hunter to pay me my share

The Media don’t know, they got nothin to show

Why does Hunter’s laptop need repaired?

Was it really a surprise when I said “Putin must die”

You know I must defend the Ukraine

kickbacks came through, so I sent cash to you

Tax dollars are makin it rain

'Cause I've got friends in the Ukraine

Where Hunter gets his blow and free money chases my blues away

And I’ll be OK

Yeah, China paid for my new places

Shell corporation’s hiding all traces

Oh all my cash has Chinese faces.

Well, I’ve never been wrong, I kept the border strong

It’s better than it was before

Everything’s all right, they’re just staying the night

Please let me bring in some more

Hey I didn’t mean for this to be seen

Just a few more and then

I’ll have ten illegals coming to the house

That you’re living in

Now you've got friends from all places

Where they barge on in and take your house or your life away

And you’ll be OK

Yeah, they all need new places

The US is gone without any traces

I'm makin you a third world nation

'Cause I've got friends in the Ukraine

Where Hunter gets his blow and free money chases my blues away

And I'll be OK

Yeah, China paid for my new places

Shell corporation’s hiding all traces

Oh all my cash has Chinese faces.

Now you've got friends from all places

Where they barge on in and take your house or your life away

And you’ll be OK

Yeah, they all need new places

The US is gone without any traces

I'm makin you a third world nation

Sources:

https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+shell+corporations+do+the+bidens+have&rlz=1C1GCEA_enUS927US927&oq=how+many+shell+corporations+do+the+bidens+have&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCjE3NjMwajBqMTWoAgiwAgE&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

https://oversight.house.gov/the-bidens-influence-peddling-timeline/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqa3PmSbvao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNeVupiOUOw

https://joemiller.us/2023/10/secretary-of-state-antony-blinken-americans-must-accept-migrants/

https://www.breitbart.com/immigration/2023/10/24/secretary-of-state-antony-blinken-americans-must-accept-migrants/

https://www.breitbart.com/immigration/2024/07/10/biden-floods-ohio-town-20000-haitian-migrants-ten-bedroom/