DEI Director of Secret Service Serenaded by Johnny Horton

It was an amazing scene. The incompetent DEI Director of the Secret Service, Kimberly Cheatle, showed up at the Republican convention. Why? Maybe she thought she could face down her critics. Unfortunately for Cheatle that brave false front quickly crumbled under angry questioning from senators. As a result, Cheatle turned tail and flat out RAN away from the senators who were in hot pursuit. The pathetic scene of the Director of the Secret Service running in full panic while being flanked by guards brought back memories of a certain Johnny Horton stanza from a famous song which perfectly described her desperate skeedaddle under pressure.