California's Weather Be Like

🌞🔥 California Summer Report: It's Not Just Hot, It's "Send Help" Hot! 🔥🌞

We're officially at the "fried egg on the sidewalk" level of heat, folks! ☀️🥵 Air conditioners are now our best friends, and ice cream is basically a survival tool. 🍦🧊

If you're thinking of a beach day, remember: SPF 1000 and a portable fan are now standard gear. 🏖️🕶️

Stay hydrated, keep cool, and if you see a melting Californian, give them a popsicle! 🍧