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Fizz Whizzer - Tuesdays at Applebees
A song about a man experiencing a regular tuesday at Applebees.
Lyrics
Eating shrimp at Applebees and feel my bladder swell.
I go to the bathroom and piss in the sink.
The manager saw i can tell.
He punches me as i go to my seat.
Pissin' in the sink at Applebee’s,
Feelin' like a rebel, doin' as I please.
Manager caught me, eyes filled with rage,
But this was just the turning of a new page.
He grabbed me by the collar, yelled, “What the hell you doin'?”
But I had a steak knife, and things started brewin’.
Stabbed him in the balls, listened to him scream.
I said oh good lord this must all be a dream.
I pissed on the dishes, pissed on the floor,
Markin' my territory, like never before.
Staff ran out screamin', chaos in the air,
But I stood there laughin', without a single care.
I dance in puddles of yellow.
My heart has secrets untold.
You can tell by the strong urine smell now.
In the sink i pissed liquid gold.
I pissed in the sink at Applebees
Weeeeeeweeeewwweeeeeeweeeo
Its the ultimate wet dream.
Drippin with a bright yellow sheen.
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