Why does this Chinese shopping application advertise quite oddly? - Stock audio sources from Pixabay (text to speech from NaturalReaders and Gesserit); everything else personally created

Well, it looks like that a new product might just replace Milk-Bone, or will it really? - Stock audio sources from Pixabay; everything else personally created

Their promotions just won't stop aggravating us teenagers! So what? It's not like the government is going to steal our souls if we are skipping them. - Stock audio sources from Pixabay; everything else personally created

A new antivirus software has been released, and it really isn't like the others! - Stock video and audio sources from Pixabay (one image from Steam; one audio file of Microsoft Sam implemented); everything else personally created

So, what does the normal and (probably even) rich see from X marks the spot? - Stock audio sources from Pixabay; everything else personally created

A greedy chairman of a manufacturing corporation grasps onto leadership too much for the workers to handle. - Stock video and audio sources from Pixabay (one composition from the YouTube audio library); everything else personally created Egmont Overture by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1200069 Artist: http://incompetech.com/

An old radio enthusiast and rock fanatic starts his own station and talks about exposing his parents' "beliefs" that he used to believe in based on his reasonings, but would anyone listen to someone like him? - Stock video and audio sources from Pixabay (one video from Videezy); everything else personally created

Discovered is a camcorder from the 2000s that was owned by a strange and frenzied man. How much of his time has this guy even recorded? - Stock video and audio sources from Pixabay; everything else personally created

This is how my mornings tend to go. (the first angelbinge video) - Stock video and audio sources from Pixabay; everything else personally created