Dad Does The Difficult After Kids Have Magic Kingdom Meltdown

Did you go on many vacations as a kid? Looking back at it now, it all seems kind of foolish. Kids are rarely as appreciative of the cool things we give them, even after they beg and plead for them. I remember when I was a little kid, my parents took my sister and I to Disneyland. I was 7 at the time. A few years earlier, around when I was 3 and my sister was 5, my parents actually flew us across the country to experience Disney WORLD! That was quite the undertaking. Especially so since I can’t remember any of it to this day (with the exception of my dad yelling out “Hold on to your hats!” as we went down a roller coaster. For some reason, that moment and phrase stuck with me. Also, why as a three year old was little mister me allowed to go on a roller coaster? Hmmm. The 80’s sure were interesting times, weren’t they?). My mom (moreso my dad) remembers me relieving myself in the Everglades. That was his high part of the trip.