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Mercury's Concern for Earth"
9 months ago
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gah! Oh, my insides are... Gah! Uh-uh, I think I'm going to explode! I'm sorry, my dear friend, but that sounds too dangerous to me! You explode thousands of times every second next to me, and you won't get... Gah! Wait a minute... I know what this is! Calm down, people! Man, how do you know? Because I've been through it before Relax, Mercury you're going through a twelve thousand year cycle It just means your core is active and I actually thought I was the only one here doing that. So am I really okay? I honestly don't know, Earthlings, my family will help me get rid of this trouble, people have decided to unite and save me, and what will happen to me. , Earth! Earth? Earth
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