FIRE CHIEF ARRESTED IN PROSTITUTION STING: HE HAD A FIRE TO PUT OUT BUT HE GOT HIS HOSE TANGLED UP

Must be some kind of a big mistake. He probably thought he was gonna save someone from a horrible fate!

Resisted arrest. There badge came with a gun and yours did not dude. Got a free vacation. Paid for a while anyway. Maybe he better tie that hose in a knot.