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Jason Mraz - I'm Yours Parody (I SCORED) Prod. John Doe
John Doe's channel: / @johndoeinsts2023
You keep wanting sex, yes thats selfish
Cant we do something else chick
Wish your sex-drive would relax
As soon as I text you you text back
Cant go a couple days without you getting restless
I love the sex sorry to sound defensive
After the fourth time I have burning cum
You need to learn cum the sperms done
dont have to masturbate no more
No more cause shes got me drained
I scored
Open up your thighs and ill no hand skeet
You Open up your mouth damn more deep
Youre too horney my dick had enough, enough, enough, enough
Listen to me in the sheets im panting
Do you want my cock to be damaging
Fourth bed broke this month you love it rough, rough, rough, rough
dont have to masturbate no more
No more cause shes got me drained
I scored
I cant even ask for dates
She just wants inner course
Shes british and we mate
I scored
do do do do do do do do
Treats this like her career
She keeps the condom as a suverneir
Got an ice pack stuck it on my peter
Critizes that I couldve went deeper
She saw the ice pack and laughed
Tells me dont bother my dicks trash
In this relationship I must be leaving
Cause sex is making our relationship uneven
I dont mean to ever hurt you
I hit that fat ass i can hit the curb too
dont have to masturbate no more
No more cause shes got me drained
I scored
Open up your thighs and ill no hand skeet
You Open up your mouth damn more deep
Youre too horney my dick is too sore
I cant even ask for dates
She just wants inner course
Shes british and we mate
I scored
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