Shocking Secrets your cat knows about you

Sure, here are some tongue-in-cheek "shocking secrets" your cat might know about you:

1. **Snack Habits**: Your cat knows exactly how often you sneak treats from the fridge.

2. **Morning Routine**: They've witnessed your morning hair and pajama choices that no one else sees.

3. **Late Night Netflix Binges**: They know you stay up way past your bedtime watching shows.

4. **Secret Dance Moves**: Your cat has seen your embarrassing dance moves when you think no one's watching.

5. **Phone Conversations**: They've overheard your side of the phone conversations (and probably judged you).

6. **Pillow Talk**: Your cat knows what you say to yourself when you think you're alone.

7. **Work Habits**: They've observed your WFH (work from home) antics and how often you procrastinate.

8. **Fashion Faux Pas**: They've seen you wear the same outfit more times than you'd like to admit.

Remember, these are all in good fun! Cats may not actually "know" these things in a human sense, but their presence can certainly make us feel like they've seen it all.