MUMBLIN MAN - TRUMP & BIDEN DEBATE 2024 SONG

Join us on this comedic take on the first presidential debate of 2024!

I built big walls, Joe, you built confusion,
Your policies, a mishmash of illusion,
I cut the taxes, you raised the price,
Your speeches, Joe, they need more spice!

Mumble mumble, I'm the mumbling man,
Mumble mumble, got no solid plan,
Mumble mumble, I'm the mumbling man!

Inflation's sky-high, it's out of control,
Your handling of the crisis, a gaping hole,
My rallies are massive, they love my flair,
Your crowds, Joe, they don't compare!

Mumble mumble, I'm the mumbling man,
Mumble mumble, got no solid plan,
Mumble mumble, I'm the mumbling man!

Borders wide open, chaos at the gate,
Your immigration policy, a sad debate,
I brought jobs back, you sent them away,
Joe, you're mumbling, what did you say?

I brokered peace deals in the Middle East,
Your foreign policy's been quite the beast,
I speak my mind, Joe, you hesitate,
Here we go again with sleepy Joe

Mumble mumble, I'm the mumbling man,
Mumble mumble, got no solid plan,
Mumble mumble, I'm the mumbling man!

So here's the truth, plain and clear,
In this debate, Joe, it's you they fear,
I'm bold and strong, you barely stand,
You're the mumbling, stumbling, fumbling man!