Are you lads down with the tri-wobble required by globularity?

Are you lads down with the tri-wobble required by globularity?
The tri-axes wobble of simultaneity?
Obviously, a little facetious there, but in all honesty, how does the uniform motion of a rotating sphere cause the effects needed by three independent axes of rotation?
**Cue the globers who will come tell me how stupid I am without refuting anything I have said 😂😅