Midnight Karen [STORY]
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[Verse]
Midnight run, playin' Pokemon Go
Husband's work shift has only begun
Parked by the gym spin for my prize
Darkness peeled back showed me a surprise
[Verse]
Trailer door burst out of the night
Thin gown flyin' oh what a sight
Karen unleashed in the moon's soft glow
Everything floppin' what a surreal show
[Verse]
Runnin' mad, rocks in her hand
Why the rage in this crazy land
Nothing covered flippin' free
Naked chaos why'd it come to me
[Verse]
Driveway dust kicked up in the air
Stones like thunder in her despair
Eyes wide open couldn't look away
Strange visions haunt me to this day
[Bridge]
Nightmares mix with Pokemon dreams
Her scream drownin' out silent plea's
No escape from this mother of rage
Nudity's wrath breakin' out the cage
[Verse]
She came storming out
Baseball bat in hand
I just sat there wondering
Was this madness planned?
[Verse]
She came at my car
Screaming like a banshee
Everything flippin and floppin
I don't know what she's saying!
[Verse]
She claims I'm a drug runner?
While I listen to this nutter
But I'm just checking my phone
That's all it is, for real.
Flippin and a floppin
What a strange ordeal.
[Verse]
She threatened through my window
I kept it mostly up
Listened to her craziness
Wondering when she'd stop
[Bridge]
She ran out of steam
Bagpipes lost their might
I said I'm just on my phone
Can't drive distracted, right?
Twice over with my kid in the back
But that did not stop her attack
[Verse]
Then she went off again
Saying absurd things so loud
Said she'd throw nails in the road
For parking here? What a Karen move.
[Verse]
What substance she on?
Can't believe my eyes
She stood her ground strong
Flippin' floppin' cries
[Verse]
Excuse me please
This is a public street
Drive where I need
No stopping at your feet
[Verse]
She screamed at me mad
Blocking my way through
Her attempt to stand
Started it anew
[Bridge]
She tried to walk away
Of course yelling the whole way
Neighbors watching everything go down
Everyone saw the flip out all around
[Verse]
We all had a story to tell that day
On that one once quiet fateful night
Where all the body parts swayed
The Midnight Karen, and her silly plight
[Verse]
I told everyone with a hearty laugh
Friends, church, and online chats
Every little detail and chaff
Karen knew, and could not combat
(And that's the story of the midnight Karen, with everything showing.)
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