The Acolyte Episode 5 is So Stupid Disney Needs to Put Star Wars Down

The Acolyte continues to exceed expectations of stupidity with each subsequent release. Episode 5 is being heralded as the "best of the worst," but it's clear that if you jangle enough light sabers and cut the atrocious dialogue to a minimum, that will make you the tallest midget.

Here's the thing, what they do say in this episode is beyond stupid and the choreography is the most idiotic stuff you are going to see in a long time. Brace yourself, it's going to be a mindless ride!

Sources:
That Park Place: https://thatparkplace.com/elon-musk-trashes-lucasfilm-president-kathleen-kennedy-says-shes-more-deadly-than-the-death-star/
Star Wars Holocron: https://twitter.com/sw_holocron/status/1805985822564339880
Headbutt: https://x.com/Chopper_Rebel/status/1805905245370712442
Impale: https://x.com/bulepidr/status/1805775738991526243
Padawan Fight: https://x.com/hellikait/status/1805928132366451033
Triangle: https://x.com/echxrodri/status/1805920193480175878/photo/1
Haircut: https://twitter.com/mynerdyhome/status/1805825133614879109
Head Tattoo: https://twitter.com/heelvsbabyface/status/1806135543656272142
Bounding Into Comics: https://boundingintocomics.com/2024/06/26/the-acolyte-showrunner-leslye-headland-says-sith-lords-smile-helmet-is-meant-to-be-really-unsettling-to-the-jedi/
Darth Helmet: https://twitter.com/yak_face/status/1805981094128255090

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