How to stir-fry homestyle vermicelli

Ingredients:

4 rice vermicelli squares (soak in water per packet instructions)
A few shiitake mushrooms (pre-soak in water the night before)
Garlic
Green onions
Chives
1 carrot
2 eggs
4 strips of bacon
Dark soy sauce
Soy sauce
Sweet chili sauce
Black pepper
Salt