Jessica - I Don't Mind The Pain (But Please Buy Lube The Next Time)

Full lyrics: https://bannedvinyl.bandcamp.com/track/i-dont-mind-the-pain-but-please-buy-lube-the-next-time

After meeting the heir of a Wallachian prince, Heinrich Von Grubenhausen, in Las Vegas, Jessica decided he would be her sixth husband the same weekend.

The two waited the whole Saturday to consume their marriage, only enjoying minor butt-play with fingers in the afternoon. What Jessica didn't know was that Heinrich was more well-built than any of her earlier husbands.

The song released in 1987 was the first to receive the parental advisory sticker launched the same year. It's a love song to Heinrich written during their honeymoon in St. Tropez the following weekend. It's also the song that paved the way for Jessica's biggest financial success with a lucrative sponsorship deal with Swiss lube manufacturer Analikum.

Did you meet or see Jessica on her big 1987 tour "Lubed Up and Ready"?

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