A Day in the Life of a Discworld Wizard

[Verse]
Woke up at sunrise, in the Unseen University,
Dreams full of magic, spells, and such mystery.
Grabbed my hat and my staff, the day's about to start,
In Ankh-Morpork's chaos, I’ll play my part.

[Chorus]
I'm a wizard on the Discworld, with magic in my hands,
Living life in Ankh-Morpork, in these enchanted lands.
From Hex to the Librarian, with a banana and a grin,
Every day’s an adventure, where do I begin?

[Verse 2]
Breakfast in the dining hall, with eggs and bangers fried,
Ridcully’s in a hurry, no time for eggs to hide.
Checked my spellbook twice, no spells to misplace,
Into the streets I ventured, with a determined face.

[Chorus]
I'm a wizard on the Discworld, with magic in my hands,
Living life in Ankh-Morpork, in these enchanted lands.
From Hex to the Librarian, with a banana and a grin,
Every day’s an adventure, where do I begin?

[Bridge]
Stopped by the Mended Drum, for a pint and some tales,
Avoided barroom brawls, and the city’s odd jails.
Nanny Ogg and Granny Weatherwax, always on my mind,
A wizard’s life is never dull, with surprises to find.

[Verse 3]
Casting spells in alleys, making problems disappear,
A talking dog, a troll's dilemma, I lend them an ear.
Back to the tower at twilight, with a mind full of lore,
Another day in the life, of a wizard evermore.

[Chorus]
I'm a wizard on the Discworld, with magic in my hands,
Living life in Ankh-Morpork, in these enchanted lands.
From Hex to the Librarian, with a banana and a grin,
Every day’s an adventure, where do I begin?

[Verse 4]
As the moons rise high, and the city finds its rest,
I return to my quarters, feeling truly blessed.
For on the Discworld, where magic’s always near,
Being a wizard’s a wonder, full of joy and cheer.