Premium Only Content

Shampoo Sentinel: The Toe-Tapping Hero
[Verse]
In a quiet town, just a regular guy,
Living a normal life, reaching for the sky,
But when he stubs his toe on a corner so sharp,
A power awakens, a light in the dark.
[Chorus]
He's the Shampoo Sentinel, a hero so grand,
Sees every empty bottle across the land,
With a stub of his toe, he knows where they lie,
He’s cleaning the world, one bottle at a time.
[Verse 2]
It started one night, tripping over his shoe,
A sudden jolt of pain, and then he knew,
In bathrooms, in showers, in homes near and far,
Every empty shampoo bottle, like a shooting star.
[Bridge]
He’s on a mission, recycling with pride,
Clearing the clutter that others leave behind,
With every stubbed toe, he gains new sight,
Turning the world’s trash into something bright.
[Chorus]
He's the Shampoo Sentinel, a hero so grand,
Sees every empty bottle across the land,
With a stub of his toe, he knows where they lie,
He’s cleaning the world, one bottle at a time.
[Verse 3]
No villain too tough, no bottle too small,
He answers the call, he’s seen them all,
With a bump and a hop, he springs into action,
A hero for Earth, with newfound attraction.
[Verse 4]
So here’s to the hero with a pain in his stride,
A stubbed toe savior, with nothing to hide,
The Shampoo Sentinel, with eyes open wide,
Keeping our planet clean, one step at a time.
[Chorus]
He's the Shampoo Sentinel, a hero so grand,
Sees every empty bottle across the land,
With a stub of his toe, he knows where they lie,
He’s cleaning the world, one bottle at a time.
-
2:37:23
Nerdrotic
11 hours ago $6.49 earnedEgyptian "Expert" Zahi Hawass on JRE, UFO Immaculate Constellation Coverup | Forbidden Frontier 102
55.9K13 -
13:07
Bearing
20 hours agoJoe Biden’s Cognitive Decline on FULL DISPLAY 🤪 “An Insurrection .. I started ” ⁉️
126K120 -
2:36:43
TheSaltyCracker
9 hours agoBiden Has Multiple Cancers ReeEEEStream 05-18-25
149K448 -
45:04
SantaSurfing
11 hours ago5/18/2025 - UAE / Qatar Red Carpet! MOAB after Red Carpet! Trump / Kash drops MOABS!
45.4K31 -
1:32:14
Sarah Westall
9 hours agoSurgeon General Manchurian Assets? Blackmail and Coercion the Standard w/ Dr. Dave Janda
27.6K15 -
5:04:27
EricJohnPizzaArtist
10 hours agoAwesome Sauce PIZZA ART LIVE Ep. #47: Viva Frei and Celebrating 1K Followers!
59.6K9 -
28:54
Afshin Rattansi's Going Underground
20 hours agoEconomic Hitman John Perkins on The ‘Death Economy’, Decline of the US Empire & the Rise of China
34.5K25 -
2:49:39
IsaiahLCarter
1 day ago $1.14 earnedAPOSTATE RADIO EPISODE 014: Inside the Mayor's Studio with Curtis Sliwa
27.3K3 -
LIVE
Major League Fishing
4 days agoLIVE! - Bass Pro Tour: Heavy Hitters - Day 2
3,923 watching -
8:04:50
Spartan (Pro Halo esports Player)
13 hours agoScrims vs Optic at 4 EST, SWTOR after
63.8K1