Keanu Reeves is inside me and I’ve never been happier

15 days ago
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We became a terrorist for 10 minutes... it didn't go well. There is one significant silver lining though, Keanu has arrived!!!

Gently caress that subscribe button, so this broke b*tch can afford regular meals. I’m withering away to a husk, soon only a skeleton will remain in this gaming chair, sub to avoid this tragedy.

Edited by: Me, did you not read what I said above, I can’t afford no damn editor. Also, the quality of the videos would actually be watchable if I had a real editor.

Real talk, if you’re reading this, chances are you watched the video, so thanks bro, I appreciate you.

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