Sitting on the Can

(G. Satan V)

Lyrics

Sitting on the can
I begin to sweat
Two logs drop
My butt get's wet

Water pouring down
Grimace and frown
Intestine's doing flips
Groaning like a clown

Oh why oh why
Can't I just comply
Push and strain
To no avail I cry

Magazine in hand
Time's a slipping sand
Stuck on this toilet
Can't make it land

Bowels playing tricks
Nothing's quick fix
Minute feels like hours
This ain't a picnic

Oh why oh why
Can't I just comply
Push and strain
To no avail I cry