Kimmel Proclaims Trump Is ‘One for Ten’ on Ten Commandments with ‘Honor thy Father and Mother’ Because He Has His Mother’s Hairdo

KIMMEL: “In Louisiana, the governor of Louisiana yesterday signed a law that requires the 10 Commandments to be posted in every public school classroom in the state, which is a brazen attack on the American idea of separation of church and state. Maybe they should also post the Constitution in the Louisiana governor’s office so he can give it a read every once in a while.
(Applause)
Although I will say, in fairness, the point of posting the 10 Commandments in schools is so we can remind third graders not to commit adultery.
(Laughter)
Not only is this a dumb waste of time, energy and money, here’s some video of Governor Landry signing the bill. Keep an eye on the kid standing just behind him.

[Clip starts]
LANDRY: “This bill mandates the display of the 10 Commandments in every classroom in public, elementary, secondary, and post-education schools in the state of Louisiana.”
(Applause)
[Clip ends]

(Audience reacts)

KIMMEL: “I don’t blame her, I really don’t. She’s okay. She fainted. But that’s a sign if you’re talking about the 10 Commandments. The governor said he is looking forward to a legal challenge. He believes this is a big win for him politically. Now this is the kind of thing we have to deal with now in the Trump era. Everything is upside down. People are doing things just for attention. In fact, let’s go over those 10 Commandments. ‘Thou shalt have no other Gods before me.’ ‘Thou shalt make no idols.’ ‘Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain.’ ‘Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy.’ Honor thy father and mother. You know what, I’ll give him that one, he has his mom’s hair-do.
(Laughter)
‘Thou shalt not kill.’ ‘Thou shalt not commit adultery.’ ‘Thou shalt not steal.’ ‘Thou shalt not bear false witness.’ ‘And thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s house.’ Okay, he’s one for 10. Not bad.”
(Laughter and Applause)