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Alyssa Mercante Makes Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree All About HER!
Kotaku's review of Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree was written by none other than resident narcissist, Senior Editor Alyssa Mercante. Looking at the review, it is scant on gameplay details and story breakdowns, but it is heavy on personal anecdotes and heavy handed analogies to her own self perpetuating victimhood narrative. Imagine being so self absorbed you detract from one of the biggest releases of the year so you can get the most eyeballs possible on your little diary entry.
Thankfully, Vara Dark, Mercante's would-be fight partner, set her straight in the DM's and allowed the world to see how solipsistic Frost 2.0 truly is.
Sources:
Kotaku: https://kotaku.com/elden-ring-shadow-of-the-erdtree-dlc-expansion-review-1851545505
Grummz: https://x.com/Grummz/status/1803059292666495416
Vara Dark 1: https://twitter.com/Vara_Dark/status/1803097088378417405
Vara Dark 2: https://twitter.com/Vara_Dark/status/1803161517962953202
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