Little Dog Loses In One-Sided Fight With Labrador's Tail

In this battle, the little dog really has no chance. It was a loss almost from the start. Almost like in Karate Kid when Daniel takes down Johnny, and basically the entire Cobra Kai dojo. Sure, it was the 80s and you thought maybe they’ll let Daniel lose, but you also hadn’t seen the Crane Kick in action, so you knew Johnny was most likely going down. Still, that is one of the great fight scenes, only really bested by Bloodsport, but you can’t go wrong with Van Damme.

I don’t know how many have owned a Labrador in their lifetime but despite their smiling, friendly, goofy exterior these dogs have a painful, dark secret that know one else tells you about! Well, friends, I am here to blow that secret wide open and I will do so using this video. Labradors are weaponized dogs. No, it’s not in their jaws with their teeth. It is not their paws with their unclipped scratching nails. No, my friends, it is a weapon at their rear. Their tails!

Have you ever been thwacked by a wagging Labrador tail? It is all bone and pain. I’ve met steel bars that are not as hard as the bone in a Labrador’s tail. I swear, no other dog breed in the world has as strong a tail as Labrador’s do. This is, I am fairly certain, 100-percent fact. I grew up with Labradors as a kid and you would think any bruises I had came from kid adventures, but no, it was from my dog’s tail slapping me around when they were excited, or happy, or just lying there existing. They don’t even know what they have back there!