LIFE UNEDITED| Episode 1: A Roaring Shout Out to My Pathetic Haters, the Gnats

To all my pitiful haters out there, here’s a reality check: I'm far too superior to waste even a second worrying about the opinions of those beneath me. Believe me, I don’t wake up thinking about how to swat away these insignificant pests. Gnats are minuscule and harmless, irrelevant in every sense. You barely notice their existence until they’re buzzing around, desperately trying to be noticed. Buzz off, gnats! Your pathetic attempts at annoyance only prove how insignificant you truly are.