Less Than Six Minutes to Expose the Acolyte's Incompetence

Not even the most fundamental storytelling tactics are understood by the Acolyte. The villain and the Jedi Master are both rendered inept in a matter of six minutes. Though my expectations are low, I was genuinely confused by a few pivotal scenes in these series. They kept tripping over the bar even though it was so low. That's really depressing. :(

Now that we've got it all figured out, let's see how we can improve it and what we can take away from this setback. Hope it's enjoyable for you!