"I Like The French" Parody-[Credit to Glenn Beck Show circa 2005 for song]

What the do the French have that makes me like them?
Well…They have
1. A Language that doesn’t make any sense
2. The European stench
3. Open borders
4. Clinched rectums
5. Great French thinkers
6. Wisdom from Jerry Lewis
7. Wine
8. Whiners
9. Mimes
10. Burlesque
11. Rich French Food
12. A Never-ending gratitude
13. An arrogance that they exude
14. Women with hairy arm pits
15. Waiters that are rude
16. Politicians that make no sense