God's forgiveness, and me.

Time te get a wee bit deep mon, ken wot'I'mean!?
So hold on tight as this will be a stumble, contradiction and bloody rollercoaster of a natter.

Grab a cold yin, light em up and relax, for Johnny is about to enlighten yous.(oh aye y'wull!?)

Mind you, like I say, I talk oot ma erse.
I'm no sayin' my erse is big but if I had wind, I fly a feckin kite
in there".
Enjoy, and if offended, I am offended that you are offended so,"Get it right up'yer".

Much L❤ve

Johnny❤