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Newsflash: Jesse Watters Makes a Splash with Underwater News Segment
NYC 6/15/24 -- In an unexpected turn of events, Fox News' Jesse Watters (no relation to Maxine Waters) took his news delivery to new depths with a segment broadcasted live from a fish tank on the set. Watters reported the latest headlines while surrounded by sharks, a killer whale, stingrays, and other dangerous sea creatures. There was even a Nessie sighting!
Dubbed "Watters' Aquatic World," the segment featured Watters listing all the Trump hoaxes from the media and Democrats over the last 8 years, promising to dive deep into every single new hoax.
"I've always believed in diving deep into the stories that matter," Watters quipped as he wrapped up the segment.
No word yet on whether Watters plans to make "Watters' Aquatic World" a regular feature, but one thing's for sure: he's set a high-water mark for creative news delivery.
And just to clear up any confusion, there's no relation to Maxine Waters—Jesse Watters is making waves all on his own.
Disclaimer: This newsflash is a parody. The underwater segment and creatures mentioned are fictional and intended for humorous purposes.
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Jessie Raps: Watters' Trump Hoax Alert
(Verse 1)
Yo, it's Jesse Watters, got a story to tell,
About the wildest ride, a political carousel.
They tried to bring him down, from the start to the end,
But Trump stood tall, never did he bend.
Russian collusion, dossier hoax,
Pee tape lies, and media strokes.
Obama's CIA, spying on his campaign,
Faithless electors, trying to play their game.
Mueller report, what a bust,
Emoluments Clause, in Trump we trust.
Alfa Bank pings, just another prank,
“Drink bleach” lie, man, it’s all a fake tank.
(Chorus 1)
Watters' Trump Hoax Alert, we're calling it out,
Every single lie, every media shout.
From Russia to Raid, the truth will emerge,
Trump stands strong, through every surge.
(Verse 2)
Suckers at D-Day, a fabricated tale,
Bloodbath fears, another epic fail.
Diaper rumors, they tried to shame,
But Trump’s still here, playing the game.
Golf course claims, violating laws,
Air Force stays, media’s claws.
Putin’s puppet, what a joke,
Celebrities calling, for a deadly stroke.
Milley's call, to China’s ear,
Antifa riots, spreading fear.
Posse comitatus, false alarm,
Impeachment trials, no real harm.
(Chorus 2)
Watters' Trump Hoax Alert, we're calling it out,
Every single lie, every media shout.
From bloodbath fears to Rape, the truth will emerge,
Trump stands strong, through every surge.
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