6.15.2024 - Groovy Jimmy - Saturday Night Groove, Gervonta Davis vs. Frank Martin

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Jimmy plans to shake the tree by streaming the Gervonta Davis vs Frank Martin fight. He does a bit of playing on the phones : popular hoes from his high school, fat bitches, glory boyz - none of them pick up. He calls the cop who got him fired from McDonalds in 2015 and tells him he hopes he dies in the line of fire.

He pulls the fight up and his stream gets suspended. He is advised to pretend like the fight is a video game he is playing. Cruella, Fed, and WTRD help encourage jimmy to hold up the controller as his arms grow tired.

After the fight, Jimmy talks about his plans to take a vacation to a La Quinta hotel on Bissonet and watch cartoons with prostitutes. He mentions how he wants limb lengthening surgery to 'woo a big bitch'. He shows a height calculator which says if he has sex with a 5'8" woman, his kid will be 5'10 and become a UFC champion.

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