BIDENS NEWEST ADVISOR

Seems Jose is getting some out of this world advise. Newest cabinet member is a rather shy individual who visits late at night while Jose is walking around in the buff in the Whitehouse. They discuss matters of national security. Several times heated discussions were over heard by security staff. Jose really seems to get upset if his favorite ice cream is not in bedroom freezer. He insists on waffle cones. Usually a crew is brought in early to mop diareahh from the floors from Jose's nightly sojurns. Old dribble butt is his fond nick name.