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The Acolyte - Everything Star Wars Fans FEARED This Show Would Be | Episode 3 COMEDY Review
The Acolyte Episode 3 Review | The Acolyte Review
The Acolyte didn't take long to show everyone what a disrespectful turd it truly is! While people jumped all over the first two episodes and exaggerated how bad they were to fit the narrative they had been hearing for weeks, they could have simply waited a week and had their outrage fully justified as Episode 3 set out to intentionally damage the story of Anakin Skywalker, the focus of the original Star Wars saga. Kathleen Kennedy and Leslye Headland simply cannot allow the original movies to stand untarnished as they struck right at the heart of Star Wars's original concept, the idea of Anakin's virgin birth. And they're ticking all the boxes of inclusion and intersectionality along the way. Our review goes into just why this decision to have Osha and Mae be born of the force like Anakin is so damaging to the original story.
Note: I pronounced the planet in the video Bren-dak but it's actually Bren-dok; goes to show you how memorable this show is.
Will Osha be able to escape this Communist Witch Coven? Can The Acolyte string together two lines of dialogue without contradicting itself? Will Mama Marxist be outwitted by an 8 year old armed only with common sense? Why don't Osha and Mae give a f**k about their white mother? Watch our comedy review of this episode of Ahsoka for answers to these questions as well as other questions you didn't even think were worth asking!
Episode 3 - Destiny
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0:00 - Intro
0:22 - Breakdown
4:53 - Review
12:22 - Outro
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Musical Credit - Aaron Kenny - Acolyte
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