Ring Bearer Gets Garter

Wedding traditions: they’ve endured for generations, and yet, it may be time to consider retiring a few of them. Don’t get me wrong, they’re definitely fun and all, but there’s definitely a lot of evidence to point to that suggests some of these practices might be jumping the shark. For instance… I don’t know, the wedding garter. While everyone enjoys their share of raunchy, unclean fun, there might be some in attendance who take these rituals as invitations for something else entirely.

Case in point: this kid. He sees the groom having a heck of a time down there, diving head first into that flowing white wedding dress and not coming out with anything to show for it. Really, this little boy is just trying to be helpful. He sees a man completely lost down there, in need of a real hand. And he knows just the kid who’s going to lend it.