Bitchin Cowboy

SING ALONG WITH LUCKY !!!!
Bitchin Cowboy.
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[Verse]
Monday hits me hard
Sun is risin' slow
Got my coffee cup
But the buzz won't flow

[Verse 2]
Traffic's like a snail
Movin' much too slow
Dreamin' of the weekend
But it's far to go

[Chorus]
M O N D A Y S U C K S
Monday sucks it's true
M O N D A Y S U C K S
Makes you want to boo hoo

[Bridge]
Workin' for the family
School's a heavy grind
Wanna hit the snooze
Leave it all behind

[Verse 3]
Boss is on a roll
Piling up the tasks
Everything's a mess
Hidden 'neath the masks

[Chorus]
M O N D A Y S U C K S
Monday sucks it's true
M O N D A Y S U C K S
Makes you want to boo hoo
Danged old cow ran off with ma dog, crazy old horse hitched up with ma hog.
Chicken scratchin at ma back door ma lunatic wife just robbed the store, push the pedal to the floor this danged old ford caint take much more. Cops are on my tail, gotta out run them caint ford no bail. yankee doodle went to town aint nothin gonna slow me down yee haa. Well I got fried chicken tucked in my left boot, crazy old lady got ma shot gun I hoe she don't shoot, out the window at the old law man, got me swetting being locked up in the can. Spendin ma life locked up in the clink im tellein you brother is gonna stink. Mashin the pedal clear to the floor given her all I got she aint got no moe. yeeeee haaaa ridum cowboy as we are toppin those hills, crazy old lady doing anything for thrills aint givin me no joy just sending chills, right up ma spine heart about to pop and i'm going to jail if I have to stop. Yeee haaaa hoe hoe hoe I gotta go no jail in ma future unless I'm to slow. Yeeee haaaa. Dashin down the road in this beat up old foed heading for the border gonna get away leave this crazy old woman in mexico some day. Yeeeee haaaaaaaa.
danged old crazy lady, yosemite sam ain't got nothin on her she is a wild card thats for sure. Im going to prison I can see it now and ma dogs still on the loose with that danged old cow. Singin ky yie yippy yie yay gonna leave that woman in mexico some day. Well thats all I got aint got no moe danged old fuzz knockin at my back door. Yeeeeee haaa I'm outa here yaa all. weeeeeel doggie ridum cowboy i'm gone.