Biden Defecates in Trousers during Ceremony

During another World War Memorial service ceremony, President Biden was caught on camera defecating in his trousers.

His wife, Jill would not confirm or deny if her husband took a massive dump not realizing he wasn't in a toilet environment. Many journalists have speculated that on this particular important occasion Mr Biden wasn't wearing his usual diapers and its rather noticeable that Jill Biden was trying not to panic and avoid the nasty stench by covering up her mouth and telling the 'Big Guy' not to release a plop as a sign of disrespect to Macron and his mom - not that Biden ever gives a shit, as President he feels he can take a dump on whoever he likes including the entire population of the United States and swimming naked in front of female security staff.

In other breaking news, tabloid site, Snopes eventually confirmed that Biden did take inappropriate showers with his daughter, Ashley Biden.

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