Hungry wake boarder takes unusual snack along for ride
Dave rides the board with one hand and holds his corn with the other, at least while the water is flat. When he hits the waves and rounds the corners, it's time to stash that cob of corn in his mouth and hang on tight. Dave's wife, Kristy, is driving the boat and she enjoys nothing more than making the ride challenging for poor, hungry Dave. She makes sharp turns and tries to hit every wave. Dave digs in and leans heavy into the turns, all the while clamping his teeth tight on his precious corn snack. He'd rather lose his grip on the bar than on the food.
Kristy puts Dave up to things like this all the time and the day after Dave managed to actually eat the corn on the board, Kristy cooked him up a spaghetti dinner to take out on the water. Complete with pasta, sauce, meatballs, Parmesan, bread, and even a glass of wine, Dave managed to eat the whole meal on one run. Well, he ate most of hit. Halfway through the spaghetti, Kristy took Dave back through the boat waves and the spaghetti flew off the plate and over Dave's shoulder. He ducked just in time to avoid the noodles landing on his face.
With summer just around the corner, Kristy is already scheming about what challenging menu items she can cook up for her hubby to eat on the go.