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BREAKING: Greg Gutfeld Drops Hilarious Rap Song About Hunter Biden’s Trial
NYC 6/5/24 -- In a surprising twist, TV host Greg Gutfeld has turned his sharp wit into a rap song about the ongoing Hunter Biden trial. Titled "Hunter's Trial: Gutfeld's Rap," the song humorously tackles the complex web of legal issues surrounding Hunter Biden, with Gutfeld's signature comedic flair. The track, written by AI-Rik and ChatGPT, produced by AIRik Records, and promoted by TrumpRap.com, is set to release on June 2, 2024.
The song dives into the allegations against Hunter Biden, highlighting the political drama and perceived double standards in the legal system. It also takes jabs at President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden's attempts to influence the trial. Gutfeld's fans are eagerly awaiting the full release, which promises to blend humor with hard-hitting commentary on the Biden family’s legal troubles.
Yo, Hunter's trial started, it's begun,
Lied about his drug use, caught with a gun!
Open and shut, like Judge Pirro's door,
Charges so confusing, what's the trial for?
Hunter's in court, the drama's real,
Joe's in the background, what's the deal?
Lying on forms, the facts are clear,
But it's politics, that we all fear.
Hunter's laptop, full of surprise,
DOJ's scrambling, can't hide the lies!
Evidence clear, smoking gun,
But watch them twist it.
oh what fun!
Hunter's in court, the drama's real,
Joe's in the background, what's the deal?
Lying on forms, the facts are clear,
But it's politics, that we all fear.
Joe visits Hallie, late at night,
Whispers in the dark, something ain't right.
Witness tampering, could it be?
Just like Clinton on the tarmac.
history!
Hunter's in Malibu, living it grand,
Secret Service guards, funded by the land.
Paintin' pictures, keg party vibe,
While justice stands on the trial's bribe!
Look at Trump, they nail him quick,
Made-up laws, political trick!
Hunter's escapades, a protected spree,
Joe's in the shadows, grinning with glee!
Hunter's in court, the drama's real,
Joe's in the background, what's the deal?
Lying on forms, the facts are clear,
But it's politics, that we all fear!
Hunter's crimes, a pampered ride,
Joe's connections, far and wide!
No regular Joe could get this far,
Without daddy's help, that's who they are!
Greg Gutfeld here, spittin' the truth,
Hunter's trial, sleuthin' like a sleuth!
Republicans punished, laws dems invent,
While Dems escape, rules they circumvent!
The Bidens, like Corleone with hair plugs,
Jill pampers Hunter, ignoring past tugs!
Texts called her vindictive, he held no vacation!
Now she’s trying to sway the jury!
pushin' nullification!
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