Today i Glued My Dick to the Transmitter

[Verse]
Today I glued my dick to the transmitter (oh no)
I'm just a guy on the two point five-meter (uh oh)
Had an oops with some glue (oh dear)
Got my balls stuck to the antenna too (oh yeah)

[Verse 2]
I should have known better (should have)
But I'm an amatoeter (no joke)
Now I'm calling out for help (oh well)
Amatoeter can you hear me (please)

[Chorus]
Oh amatoeter hear my cry
I'm stuck and I don't know why
Glued to my radio
What a scene
Need a rescue or some Vaseline

[Verse]
Every day I'm fixin' things (repair)
But today's gone wild
Hear the zings (whoa)
A minute more and I'll be free (I hope)
From my own emergency (right away)

[Bridge]
I'm all tangled in wires (oh dear)
Shouldn't have experimented here
Amatoeter can you hear my plea
Get me out of this crazy spree

[Chorus]
Oh Amatoeter hear my cry
I'm stuck and I don't know why
Glued to my radio
What a scene
Need a rescue or some Vaseline