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Eggplantšin my Tacoš®
In a land not too far, where the sky meets the sea,
Lived a girl with a quirk, quite peculiar was she.
For while others craved cheese or preferred spicy beef,
This girl had a taste that would bring disbelief.
She loved eggplant, yes, in her taco so neat,
With salsa and guac, it was quite the feat!
While others would scoff, she would happily munch,
On her eggplant-filled taco, she'd joyfully crunch.
there's nothing better than eggplant in my taco
there's nothing better than eggplant in my taco
there's nothing better than eggplant in my taco
there's nothing better than eggplant in my taco
Her friends would all stare with their eyebrows a-raise,
As she savored each bite with such gusto and praise.
"But why eggplant?" they'd ask, quite perplexed, you see,
"Why not chicken or steak, like everyone else's spree?"
But the girl just laughed with a gleam in her eye,
And she said with a smile, reaching for the sky,
"Eggplant is magic, it's purple and grand,
In my taco, it's perfect, you just have to understand!"
there's nothing better than eggplant in my taco
there's nothing better than eggplant in my taco
there's nothing better than eggplant in my taco
there's nothing better than eggplant in my taco
So she danced through the town, spreading joy as she went,
With her eggplant-filled tacos, her heart content.
For she knew in her soul, in a world full of strife,
That sometimes the best things are just eggplant in life.
There's nothing better than eggplant in my taco
There's nothing better than eggplant in my taco
There's nothing better than eggplant in my taco
There's nothing better than eggplant in my taco
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