Chelsea Handler to Harrison Butker: As a Kicker, You Have ‘One Important of Your Body and It Isn’t Your F*ckin’ Brain’

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HANDLER: “As you may have heard, there’s a man by the name of Harrison Butker, who’s talking more than I typically like for a male. He’s a kicker for the Kansas City Chiefs, and I learned that kickers rarely get tackled. So based on his misogynistic rant during a recent commencement address, I’m guessing this Bible thumper thumped himself a little too hard with his Bible and gave himself CTE.”

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BUTKER: “Some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world, but I would venture to guess that the majority of you are most excited about your marriage and the children you will bring into this world. (...) And embrace one of the most important titles of all: homemaker.”
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HANDLER : “First of all, Harrison, you’re a kicker, so so you have one important part of your body and it’s not your f**king brain.”

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BUTKET: “I can tell you that my beautiful wife, Isabelle, would be the first to say that her life truly started when she began living her vocation as a wife and a mother. (...) Isabelle’s dream of having a career might not have come true, but if you ask her today if she has any regrets on her decision, she would laugh out loud, without hesitation, and say, ‘Heck no.’”
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HANDLER: “Isabelle, please blink twice if you need us to call for help. But the real kicker is that Harrison Butker’s mother is a renowned physicist, who has a degree in chemistry and a masters in medical physics. So who paid for all those youth athletic team fees and uniform fees and equipment fees when Harrison was a kid so he could grow up to have a career making millions of dollars for f**king kicking things? My guess is a working woman. Harrison, this is the first time I’ve heard about you and hopefully the last. After this I’m going to go ahead and do what your fellow teammate does and just pretend like you don’t exist.”

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MAHOMES: “I don’t talk to Harrison all year long, man. I just let him do his thing. We sit right beside each other in team meetings and I don’t say one word to him.”

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