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Stuck In A Tunnel With Jews - Swindlers Shovel
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Lyrics:
well I don't know how I got here tonight
I got a feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared that I'll fall off my highchair
and I'll tear my teddybear underwear
talmuds to the left of me
bloodstains to the right
here I am, stuck in a tunnel with jews
yes I'm stuck in a tunnel with jews
and I'm wondering what they're going to do
it's so hard to keep the piss from my pants
as I watch them put their dicks into plants
sounds are surrounding me
of gophers in the night
here i am, stuck in a tunnel with jews()
they probably just wanted to expand>
(from the toilet they come crawling
grab you from behind and say)
Ooo-oo-oy veeey
Ooo-oo-oy veeey
Trying to make some sense of it all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
There's a secret city wide catacomb
it's like something from a batman cartoon
Rabbi's to the left of me
Mikvah to the right
Here I am stuck in a tunnel with jews
(Well it started cause of covid
they restricted use of public baths)
(And the ADL comes crawling
Slaps you with a gag when you say)
Hee-eee-eeeebs
Hee-eee-eeeebs
Well I don't know how I got here tonight
I've got the feeling that something ain't right
I've been watching them performing some prayer
and they look like they're all humping the air
lawyers to the left of me
bankers to the right
Here I am stuck in a tunnel with jews
Yes I'm stuck in a tunnel with jews
Stuck in a tunnel with jews
Here I am, stuck in a tunnel with jews.
*Video is AI
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