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Hilarious Eye Joke What do you call an eyeball that's an expert in martial arts
In the dojo of vision, where focus meets finesse, there’s an eyeball that doesn’t blink at the face of a challenge. This particular pupil has mastered more than just visual acuity; it’s a black belt in the art of ocular defense. Let’s roll into the humorous world of martial arts mastery, seen through the eye of the beholder…”
And the punchline:
“What do you call an eyeball that’s an expert in martial arts? A ‘Ninja Pupil’—always ready to ‘kar-eye-te’ chop the competition!”
Hope this joke kicks up some laughs! 😄👁️🥋
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