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MudderFetcher :r+catjam: :r+radiatingheart: :r+catjam: :r+radiatingheart: :r+catjam:
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Hi I'm here for the secret terrorist meeting. I need to learn how to do an insurrection so I'm recording everything to review later. Talk like normal. I'll keep your secrets. You can trust me. 🕶️

RonGreen1 Woohoo! It's time for the two loveliest ladies on the interwebs.

MudderFetcher Hottest Sinuses on the Interzones!

RonGreen1 I saw a news clip of a tow truck driver stop on the freeway, so he could herd a gaggle of geese off the road. I immediately thought of Beverly.😂

wesley1924 Supporter+ You will eat ze boogs

MudderFetcher Alex seducing the internet again with her eating

RonGreen1 I thought that was the Cookie Monster.😂

RonGreen1 It's not easy being Beverly.

JQuickDraw Supporter Happy May 22, may the numerology 4th be with you

MudderFetcher they have pill popper syringe things at PetsMart/PetCo (I use them for the troublesome cats)

RonGreen1 You should try giving a pill to a horse.

MudderFetcher that's perfect...already have the whole setup for virtual

MudderFetcher if only you had some teacher friend you could ask questions to

RonGreen1 Grind the pill into a powder. Mix with honey. Put in a syringe. Walk up to the horse, grab the upper lip and twist, then shoot the mixture into its mouth. Have some grain ready to feed the horse.

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly, remember the old teaching adage: if you light a match for a man in the dark, he will see for a few minutes, but if you light HIM on fire, he'll see for the rest of his life. :r+thinking:

RonGreen1 If you buy a man a plane ticket, he will only fly one time. If you throw a man from a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life.😂
OakPoke Supporter+ I thought Corey was husbands name. Makes more sense it's the dog.
OakPoke Supporter+ cat lol yep 😂

MudderFetcher Corey is a cat...Luna is the dog

MudderFetcher @OakPoke I am on episode 7 of Flight of the Conchords
OakPoke Supporter+ Lol oh wow.

MudderFetcher definitely my kind of dry humor
OakPoke Supporter+ I remember watching episode 1 and wondering if I really liked it or if it was weird.

MudderFetcher His son Alex? You might be thinking of Soros
OakPoke Supporter+ Happy to hear that... a gal had me watch them on our first date... I ended up liking it. I don't think I've seen much of season 2

RonGreen1 How is it that these evil people never die?

MudderFetcher it's the baby's blood that they drink
OakPoke Supporter+ It is weird they just don't retire. Addicted to the power, parties and God knows what.

JQuickDraw Supporter Congratulations, Alex. More bull-in-a-china-shop action when you take over at the WEF. Gotta stock up on popcorn.

Qriist Supporter AlexOfAllSoros
OakPoke Supporter+ I expect Alex Soros to die early of gay related immune deficiency syndrome

JQuickDraw Supporter The older generation of leaders won't step down, and the result is as the younger trust fund babies begin to take over, incompetence is added to the evil.

MudderFetcher not sure if that Microsoft Recall announcement is in your News but that shit is bonkers

RonGreen1 Women should stick with writing parking tickets and driving around in those little scooters.

JQuickDraw Supporter When they say every 10 seconds a woman is sexually harassed, they mean it's the same woman being attacked every 10 seconds.

MudderFetcher that's Jenny...she knows why she's being harassed...slut

JQuickDraw Supporter Jenny from the block, always getting attacked

Qriist Supporter *jots down a note* to do a insurrection, sniff a foreigner's hair

MudderFetcher my wife yells at me for buying $2 shampoo and then using her $20 shampoo lmfao

JQuickDraw Supporter "Hey baby, I noticed your loose grungy sweat pants. What's up?"

JQuickDraw Supporter @MudderFetcher You should make one of those videos, "How to make your first million: use your wife's stuff."

MudderFetcher https://www.neowin.net/news/windows-11s-ai-explorer-debuts-as-recall-a-feature-that-remembers-everything-you-do/

Qriist Supporter There's no credible evidence that Microsoft ever released a Windows version after Win10.

Qriist Supporter Those that say otherwise are conspiracy theorists.

MudderFetcher it's a gigantic attack vector

JQuickDraw Supporter There was also a story about an issue on iPhones, where old photos that people had deleted years ago were suddenly available in the peoples' accounts. I think it was fixed, but not sure.

Qriist Supporter that is a ton of harddrive space

JQuickDraw Supporter There is also the issue of the government getting that data from MicroSoft. All the major tech companies are compromised and work with the feds. MS was on board in the 90s with MS Word.

Qriist Supporter and the images are encrypted, so they cannot be solidly compressed

MudderFetcher they already try to enforce BitLocker during 11 installs (24H2)

JQuickDraw Supporter I miss Windows 2000. I know a lot of people liked XP or 7 the best, but for money, 2000 was rock solid and just worked.

MudderFetcher 2000 was the tits

Qriist Supporter Beverly: I'll help you set up a dual boot enviornment so you can easily choose between Windows or Linux on startup.

JQuickDraw Supporter You could try KDenLive, I think it renders to mp4

MudderFetcher I still like Linux Mint Edge and Windows 10 set to Release Preview as my dual boot setup

JQuickDraw Supporter I was using Mint, but there were issues with the drivers and the sound. I'm on Kubuntu now, and it's been good so far.

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly, it's the Unicycle font.

MudderFetcher gaming is/was the only thing really keeping me on Windows and Valve has helped sooo much with that

RonGreen1 Did somebody say sacrifice? When do we throw a virgin into a volcano? I'm in.

JQuickDraw Supporter Well Beverly, if you have questions/issues on Linux, there is a thriving online community of helpful, friendly, and truly respectful Linux users who will gladly help you without any attitude at all.

MudderFetcher just tell them that Ubuntu and Manjaro are the best and they'll start helping you

MudderFetcher maybe Beverly will finally find herself a Creeper...a Linux Creeper lmao

MudderFetcher enough food for two people? these days that man could just be pregnant

JQuickDraw Supporter Oh dear, a Linux creeper. That's, wow. That's a special kind of hell, a creeper who will tell you condescendingly in excruciating detail why he should be allowed to creep on you.

MudderFetcher DailyMail does like distracting cleavage in their sidebar lol

RonGreen1 🎶Jeepers creepers,🎶where'd you get those peepers.🎶

JQuickDraw Supporter I like to go on various Linux forums and ask a really basic question, then when they reply, ask stuff like "What's a CLI?" or "What's a distro?"

Qriist Supporter 🍈 🍈
OakPoke Supporter+ jquick lol I'm sure they love that
OakPoke Supporter+ I used to read the puppy linux murga forums a lot.. good times

JQuickDraw Supporter @OakPoke They seem to become really engaged with me, so maybe lol.

Qriist Supporter snickle, not to be confused with pickle

JQuickDraw Supporter Can you play snickle ball?

Qriist Supporter pickle was already a character in a past campaign

MudderFetcher I can now legally smoke a bowl and NOT vote for Biden

MudderFetcher schedule 3 means it needs a prescription I think

MudderFetcher that reliable voting block = the potheads lmfao
OakPoke Supporter+ We played chicken ball... a variation of stick ball played with a golf wiffle ball

RonGreen1 There has been some issues with states that issue medical marijuana cards, and concealed carry permits.

MudderFetcher hemp was a threat to the lumber industry initially

RonGreen1 Federal law prohibits users of marijuana from possessing firearms.

MudderFetcher lemme know when I can buy a 6 pack and a dime bag at the grocery store

Qriist Supporter brb, smoking booze and drinking bong water
OakPoke Supporter+ We should be executing potheads that smoke in public. cigarettes at least smell ok

Qriist Supporter @OakPoke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kowUpdwOVHI

MudderFetcher inhaling smoke tends to be a carcinogen period

JQuickDraw Supporter Counterpoint to the smoke from marijuana: if someone is getting high on the corner near my home, I don't care, but if someone is drinking heavily on that same corner, I will actively avoid them
OakPoke Supporter+ I can't click the link on phone. I'll pull it up on computer in a few

RonGreen1 I've heard that marijuana smokers will stop at a STOP SIGN, and wait for it to turn green.😂

MudderFetcher weed = slow and careful, alcohol = fast and reckless (generally speaking)
OakPoke Supporter+ @Qriist So long as prop 421 applies to pot

RonGreen1 Every dope addict started with marijuana and alcohol.
OakPoke Supporter+ Perkacet sounds tasty

Qriist Supporter @OakPoke lol sure
OakPoke Supporter+ Most cigarette smokers started with carrots...
OakPoke Supporter+ Good wine gone bad = vinegar.

MudderFetcher I'd bag on Alex for having her pills within reach but then I realized how allergic to everything always she is lmfao

RonGreen1 I think Beverly may be a quack addict
OakPoke Supporter+ distrowatch.com was a neat website back in the day...tells ya what is popular atm

JQuickDraw Supporter Now I feel like playing a banned video game like Postal while munching edibles and masturbating, all at the same time.
OakPoke Supporter+ like Reikeita?

JQuickDraw Supporter What about pipe tobacco? I love that scent, mixed with vanilla and cherry scents.
OakPoke Supporter+ Dope strikes me as pot but could be anything...

MudderFetcher I mix my crack with pipe tobacco because I'm fucking fancy

RonGreen1 Perry is an American hero.

MudderFetcher I'm guessing that Hochul will not be pardoning Daniel Penny

RonGreen1 Max Wallace got probation in Texas, for first degree murder.

RonGreen1 Perry was an army veteran.
OakPoke Supporter+ The antifa testimony is as worthless as toilet paper.

MudderFetcher Austin is a Commie shithole so not a lot of fair trials going on there
OakPoke Supporter+ Lol, based

Qriist Supporter @OakPoke correction: the antifa testimony is as worthless as their gardening prowess
OakPoke Supporter+ Accurate.

Qriist Supporter "murder"... kek

MudderFetcher the guy he shot had an "assault rifle"
OakPoke Supporter+ The let's argument is we don't like what he thought, so put him away for 25 years

RonGreen1 You take my breath away. - George Floyd Valentine's card.

MudderFetcher the guy he shot was White btw...despite all of this linking it to BLM

RonGreen1 Only prosecute White people, means less people in jail.
OakPoke Supporter+ True
OakPoke Supporter+ Kick seems to be a thing for IRL

JQuickDraw Supporter New from Werthers: All Day Root beer Flavored Meth Suckers

MudderFetcher they're turning the damn field mice slutty!

CheddarSteve Just want to give a shout out to my great grandfather who dies in Auschwitz on this day in 1944.

MudderFetcher those poor Africans should be reserved for Lithium mining

RonGreen1 We should use illegal aliens for lab mice. If they survive, they get a green card.

Qriist Supporter BRB splitting resources with multiple bagels

JQuickDraw Supporter @MudderFetcher Don't forget diamonds and coffee beans too.

MudderFetcher "My other chick is pregnant...so we good?"

MudderFetcher Right to Try

Qriist Supporter counterpoint: preggo harem go go go

JQuickDraw Supporter I imagine a harem of pregnant chicks are like Voltron. They assemble into a huge baby gun mech.

RonGreen1 Germany is a muzlim country.

Qriist Supporter Preggo mech OMEGA move: "Amniotic Cannon", or as it's sometimes called "Water Break".

JQuickDraw Supporter If the Preggo mech has a heat seeker on its tail, release the placental cloud.

Qriist Supporter and when the mech gets damages all the midget pilots burst out Alien style

RonGreen1 So politicians are like pharmaceutical companies.

MudderFetcher it's almost like some of these people are evil
OakPoke Supporter+ "I didn't even do nuthin" probably.

MudderFetcher "deplaning" everyone seems like humiliation ritual

MudderFetcher but hey your Boeing could fall the fuck apart mid-air
OakPoke Supporter+ Her 4 year old grandson has been kicked out of school, surprising no one.

Qriist Supporter If they agreed, even if it took a moment more than usual, then what's the issue?
OakPoke Supporter+ I don't beleive anything that woman says

Qriist Supporter I don't understand why they are getting dragged off if they are on video saying they would help?
OakPoke Supporter+ fat black woman is retarded...imagine telling the flight attendant she better get out of her face...
OakPoke Supporter+ Idk if she was removed @ that point, but i'd toss her off right then if she hadn't been

Qriist Supporter I don't think the past tense is relevant

JQuickDraw Supporter Security on planes has become despotic since 9/11. Any joking or hesitation in compliance and people have no patience.

Qriist Supporter SNL made a skit lampooning that ("I'm breaking up with you because you drug a dude off a plane) but then it got taken down when EVERY airline started dragging people off flights during covid.

RonGreen1 United Airlines, where your guitar becomes not united.😂

JQuickDraw Supporter She would have helped, stop slandering that poor woman: "Boy, you look like you bout ta die. Better get up an' move, cuz you on ya own. I gots ta get home. Imma finna watch my shows."
OakPoke Supporter+ 100 pct

JQuickDraw Supporter "Surely she would have helped." "No, she would not. And stop calling me Shirley."

Qriist Supporter United Airlines flights, Spirit Airlines cargo ⚰️ ✝️
OakPoke Supporter+ Back in my day we just carried our violins with us...course that was the bus

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly's travel restrictions: Avoid United flights / Avoid Boeing planes / Avoid creepers who appear gay.

Qriist Supporter but she's pro-creepers who sniff

RonGreen1 There should be a new Falling Down movie, where the guy takes on the airlines.
OakPoke Supporter+ @MudderFetcher Has Jermaine met the Australian gal yet? I wonder if it's season 1 or 2...Just came to my mind. Too funny.
OakPoke Supporter+ 3 weeks missing dog wow
OakPoke Supporter+ Atlanta, of course
OakPoke Supporter+ I thought Alex was going to say white inventions instead of capitalism.
OakPoke Supporter+ Less parasites vs a homogeneous N.W. European country...easy to see who wins.

RonGreen1 My tax refund check was sent to Ukraine.

Qriist Supporter I posted that

RonGreen1 Federal 1983 lawsuit.
OakPoke Supporter+ In fairness, does the chubby Mexican belong in AMerica? I would just deport him.

Qriist Supporter You're a woman, you should be grateful chat isn't raping you through cyberspace on a nightly basis. At least, that's what Twitter would have you believe.
OakPoke Supporter+ Richard (aids ridden) hanania
OakPoke Supporter+ Richard Hanania is a bit of an engagement farmer, who I almost always hate. Every once in awhile, a banger tweet.

Qriist Supporter it was relatively recent

RonGreen1 Property taxes, insurance, licensing....... There can be many reasons to increase the rent.
OakPoke Supporter+ The balck chick doesn't' appear to be a woman...she probably has chromosome issues.
OakPoke Supporter+ I was annoyed that they made Mercutio black in the 90s Romeo & Juliet

RonGreen1 Shakespeare has to be done with an accent.

Qriist Supporter All I'm hearing is, this lady was a tragic casting choice of Shakespearian proportions.
OakPoke Supporter+ What chu talkin bout' willis?
OakPoke Supporter+ She looks like Gary Coleman
OakPoke Supporter+ Candace is bashing big Judaism again :)

Qriist Supporter What's funny is, the BBC wrote an article several years ago covering WaPo getting slammed for calling a terrorist, an "austere scholar" https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50205592

Qriist Supporter HEY ALEX

Qriist Supporter REMEMBER FEUDAL JAPAN

Qriist Supporter HEY

Qriist Supporter HEY

Qriist Supporter 🐙
OakPoke Supporter+ Roe Vs Wade was garbage law, and obscenity laws have been a thing forever...we're just under commie control for the time being. porn will probably go away at some point. Not covered by 1st.
OakPoke Supporter+ @Alex Libido Dominandi by E. Michael Jones... Maybe it's where Candace has gotten some of her talking points. He's been talking about porn being used as a weapon since forever and a day.
OakPoke Supporter+ Not as much porn...I should say our...slaves to our desires...that sort of thing.

Qriist Supporter I don't like that clip because it's quoting someone else.

Qriist Supporter There a THOUSAND reasons to hate Biden, don't make shit up.
OakPoke Supporter+ Joe "plugs" biden...he would be fully bald but he's had plugs many time

RonGreen1 They used to call Biden, Plugs. Because he has hair transplants.
OakPoke Supporter+ Hair transplant. That's what they're called.

JQuickDraw Supporter What was he saying there? We don't need newer mayoers?
OakPoke Supporter+ He was VP during the pandemic and barack sent him out to Detroit!!!

RonGreen1 Bareback Obama. 🤣

Qriist Supporter (erectionists storming the capital)

RonGreen1 What the hell is the matter with that idiot. 🤣

Qriist Supporter nope that's new

Qriist Supporter he's said it many times

Qriist Supporter in different ways

RonGreen1 Whenever I see Biden, I want to say, come on grandpa, let's go get some pudding.

JQuickDraw Supporter Do you know why Barbie never gets pregnant?

JQuickDraw Supporter Because Ken always comes in a different box.
OakPoke Supporter+ Tummy pain because not enough fruit roll-ups

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator lol

Qriist Supporter @OakPoke is having pregnancy cravings

Qriist Supporter @AlexofAllTrades 🐙
OakPoke Supporter+ Such is life

Qriist Supporter niiight

Qriist Supporter gonna bail on these "women" discussing their future plans

RonGreen1 Gnite lovely ladies 👋
OakPoke Supporter+ Thanks for the show, ladies. Hope you feel better B.

JQuickDraw Supporter She has a crock pot crotch. She slow cooks the kid.
OakPoke Supporter+ He escaped from prison
OakPoke Supporter+ exactamundo
OakPoke Supporter+ Good night and God bless

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