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The Tale of Gary and The Medieval Inn
Comedic song about Gary From The Friday Night Tights Youtube Channel. Who gets stuck inside of a medieval inn because he can't figure out how to open a door. Quest Ends With Him sleeping on some stairs.
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[Verse]
Gary walked into the inn
Feeling quite divine
But little did he know
It's gonna be a weird time
He stumbled upon a door
So big and so grand
But couldn't figure out how to open it with his hands
He twisted and he turned
He pushed and he pulled
But that stubborn door wouldn't budge
It was quite absurd
The innkeeper laughed
The patrons stared in awe
Gary was stuck inside
But he couldn't see the flaw
[Verse 2]
He tried with all his might
To find the secret trick
But that door was playing games
Making him look thick
He tried the doorknob
It slipped right through his grip
Oh Gary
Dear Gary
This is quite a trip
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