How Anyone Can Get Laid In Los Angeles w/ $200

How to Get Laid in California

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Introduction
First off, California is not the best destination for "that kind" of tourism. You'd probably have more fun in places like Thailand, the Philippines, or the red-light districts of Europe. But if those aren’t options right now, let’s work with what we've got. Suppose you have a layover in Los Angeles for 30 days and 72 hours free, $400 in spending money, a car rental, and four years of no sexual activity. Here's a guide to getting laid in California, ranked from cheapest to most expensive.

1. Seeking Arrangements Ahead of Time

Use websites or apps like Seeking Arrangements to connect with potential partners before your trip. Many women in California are quite liberal and open to meeting someone they connected with online.
Be direct and intentional in your communication. Let them know you're visiting and looking to spend time together. Don't beat around the bush; honesty and clarity can lead to better results.
2. Get a Massage

Visit an Asian massage parlor. Many of these places offer more than just massages, but be discreet.
Look up reviews on Google to find reputable spots and read the context carefully. When you get there, pay upfront for a full-body massage (around $200).
Don't explicitly ask for sexual services. Let the masseuse lead the interaction. This way, you avoid legal trouble while potentially getting what you want.
3. Figueroa Street (The Blade)

Figueroa Street in Los Angeles is known for street prostitution. It’s not the safest area, but it’s known for this kind of activity.
Drive around and look for girls standing on street corners. Don't directly ask, "How much?" Instead, say something like, "Do you want to go on a date?"
The best time to find higher-quality options is between 11 PM and 3 AM. Daytime options are usually of lower quality.
Remember, many hotels offer short stays for around $40, even though they typically advertise higher overnight rates.
4. Hire a Freelancer

Use sites like Bedpage to find independent sex workers. You can arrange for them to come to you (an outcall) or visit them (an incall).
Prices vary from $400 to $2000 depending on the girl's attractiveness and services offered. Always pay for "time" or "companionship" to avoid legal issues.
Do not discuss sexual acts or prices explicitly in texts or calls. Arrange to meet for a date or companionship, and let the interaction progress naturally.
Safety Tips and Legal Loopholes

Prostitution is illegal in California, and getting caught can result in serious legal trouble, including jail time and fines. Always phrase your transactions in terms of time or companionship.
At Massage Parlors: Pay upfront for a massage and do not ask for anything sexual. Let the masseuse initiate any further services.
On Figueroa Street: Be discreet and use coded language like asking for a date instead of directly soliciting sex.
With Freelancers: Always pay for the time spent together, not for specific sexual acts. If things progress naturally, it’s less likely to result in legal issues.
Conclusion

Stay safe and smart about your approach to avoid legal trouble. Always prioritize consensual interactions and respect the boundaries of the people you engage with. Enjoy your time, but be cautious and aware of the legal landscape in California.